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Crum Canoe Candle Co.

Kiss My Ass

Kiss My Ass

$34.95 USD
$34.95 USD
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We made a candle for when you’re done being polite.

Kiss My Ass is straight-up Fruity Pebbles chaos — loud citrus, sugary rainbow cereal, and zero emotional regulation.

It smells like childhood…
but with adult boundaries.

Light it when you’re done giving chances.
Light it when they test you.
Light it just because you can.

Sweet, petty, and absolutely not here for the bullshit anymore.

If peace had a scent… this wouldn’t be it —
but it sure does get LIT. 


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Allow our light to comfort you during dark times that you are not alone. Our canoe finds pride in knowing that we offer to you a non-toxic product that comes from both a renewable and sustainable source. We work with only the best ingredients which includes phthalate-free fragrance oils, lead-free wicking and locally sourced soy wax. We are confident that this will be the most mindful soy wax you have ever experienced.

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Disclaimer: Each item is uniquely hand crafted and may change slightly from the photo listed. That means your candle is truly one-of-a-kind that is handcrafted specifically just for you. We will do our best to match your candle exactly to the one pictured. Changes may be but are not limited to decor toppings, patterns and color due to the nature of soy wax. Color frosting is a natural and unique characteristic of soy wax due to its natural recrystallization process. Some may consider this a cosmetic flaw, but it is a true indication that you are using a 100% all-natural soy wax. Color blending when using multiple colors is expected during shipment.  



By checking out with Crum Canoe Candle Co., you acknowledge and agree to read our "Mastering Wax Melts: Tips and Tricks" and our "Master the Art of Candle Burning" blog located in the "Illuminating Insight" blog section prior to completing your purchase. Checking out signifies that you have read, understood, and agreed to take full responsibility for following our guidelines and recommendations. Crum Canoe Candle Co. is not liable for any disillusionment, misuse or deviation from these guidelines

 

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