Crum Canoe Candle Co.
Don't Be a *unt
Don't Be a *unt
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Passive aggressive? No.
Aromatically assertive? Yes.
This is the one to light when someone else’s shadow enters the room on your spring field day. This is a boundary in wax form. We don’t have to correct anyone, and we most definitly don't have to absorb them either.
We can simply light Don't be a unt. and smell the accountability in the air without confrontation. We have new rules this spring:
Don't argue (no drama)
Don't escalate (no speeches)
Don't send that paragraph (simply no fuks anymore)
Clear the Air:
Fresh citrus lifted with soft herbal sage. This is bright, clean, and gently grounding, like open air moving through green leaves.
Santal & Coconut:
Warm sand, salt air, and sun on your skin. Creamy coconut meets smooth sandalwood, cedar, and amyris for a soft, woody, and tropical escape, grounded in earth and moonlight.
Black Hole Sun:
Golden light, warm air, and soft cotton on the breeze.
Bright citrus opens the scent. Petitgrain, orange, and grapefruit
settle into coconut, clean powder, dry wood, and a soft musk.
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Allow our light to comfort you during dark times that you are not alone. Our canoe finds pride in knowing that we offer to you a non-toxic product that comes from both a renewable and sustainable source. We work with only the best ingredients which includes phthalate-free fragrance oils, lead-free wicking and locally sourced soy wax. We are confident that this will be the most mindful soy wax you have ever experienced.
By checking out with Crum Canoe Candle Co., you acknowledge and agree to read our "Mastering Wax Melts: Tips and Tricks" and our "Master the Art of Candle Burning" blog located in the "Illuminating Insight" blog section prior to completing your purchase. Checking out signifies that you have read, understood, and agreed to take full responsibility for following our guidelines and recommendations. Crum Canoe Candle Co. is not liable for any disillusionment, misuse or deviation from these guidelines.
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