The Best Shit

Soothe your skin, melt away the day, and give your body the love it deserves with The Best Shit.

This rich, hand-whipped magnesium body cream is crafted in small, intentional batches and packed with skin-loving ingredients that leave your skin feeling soft, nourished, and radiant. With a texture that glides on like a cream and melts into the skin like silk, it's the kind of product you'll find yourself reaching for night after night.

Whether you're winding down after a long day, creating a bedtime ritual, or simply craving deep hydration, The Best Shit transforms an ordinary skincare step into a moment of comfort and care.

➝ Jojoba Butter helps replenish moisture, support the skin's natural barrier, and leave skin feeling velvety smooth.

➝ Ancient Minerals Magnesium Flakes help support relaxation and turn your evening routine into a moment of calm and restoration.

➝ Vitamin E and Jojoba Oil nourish, soften, and replenish, leaving behind lasting hydration and a healthy, radiant glow.

➝ Sunflower Oil provides lightweight moisture and helps lock in hydration for a silky, dewy finish without feeling heavy.

Available in both Tallow and Tallow-Free formulas so you can choose the version that works best for your skin and lifestyle.

The Tallow version provides an extra layer of rich nourishment, delivering naturally occurring fatty acids that closely resemble the skin's own oils to help support softness, moisture retention, and a healthy-looking skin barrier.

We intentionally leave The Best Shit free from added fragrances and essential oils to keep the formula as gentle and sensitive-skin-friendly as possible.

Because of this, the cream carries only the natural aroma of its ingredients - a soft, subtle scent with light buttery, earthy, and slightly nutty notes. The scent is mild, natural, and fades quickly after application, making it ideal for those who prefer simple, unscented skincare.

Because sometimes the best skincare doesn't need a fancy name.

Sometimes it's just The Best Shit.

Your nighttime routine just found its new favorite step.
Rich hydration. Thoughtfully selected ingredients. A ritual you'll actually look forward to.

Why it's special:

• Free from parabens, phthalates, synthetic fragrances, and dyes
• Made with thoughtfully selected ingredients
• Cruelty-free and hand-crafted in the Appalachian Mountains
• Whipped in small batches for freshness, quality, and consistency
• Designed to nurture and hydrate skin that feels dull, tired, or in need of renewal

How to Use:

• Apply a pea-sized amount to clean, dry skin. A little truly goes a long way.
• Massage into legs, feet, arms, or any area needing extra moisture or magnesium support.
• Use mindfully and sparingly; this formula is rich and highly concentrated.

WARNING
Do not apply to broken or freshly shaved skin. Magnesium may cause tingling, burning, or itching. Always patch test before first use. Exercise caution when applying to children, whose skin can be more sensitive.

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Our canoe finds pride in knowing that we offer you, your loved ones, all living beings, and Mother Earth a mindful product.

INGREDIENTS WITH TALLOW
Distilled Water, Magnesium Chloride (Ancient Minerals Magnesium Flakes), Grass-Fed Beef Tallow, Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Emulsifying Wax (Plant-Derived), Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Phenoxyethanol and Caprylyl Glycol (Optiphen – Paraben-Free Preservative).

INGREDIENTS WITHOUT TALLOW
Distilled Water, Magnesium Chloride (Ancient Minerals Magnesium Flakes), Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Emulsifying Wax (Plant-Derived), Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Phenoxyethanol and Caprylyl Glycol (Optiphen – Paraben-Free Preservative).

DISCLAIMER:
Each item is uniquely handcrafted and may vary slightly from the product photos shown. Please test a pea-sized amount on a small area of skin before full use. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. DO NOT INGEST. Avoid contact with eyes.