{"product_id":"the-best-shit","title":"The Best Shit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eSoothe your skin, melt away the day, and give your body the love it deserves with \u003cstrong\u003eThe Best Shit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eThis rich, hand-whipped magnesium body cream is crafted in small, intentional batches and packed with skin-loving ingredients that leave your skin feeling soft, nourished, and radiant. With a texture that glides on like a cream and melts into the skin like silk, it's the kind of product you'll find yourself reaching for night after night.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eWhether you're winding down after a long day, creating a bedtime ritual, or simply craving deep hydration, The Best Shit transforms an ordinary skincare step into a moment of comfort and care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e➝ Jojoba Butter\u003c\/strong\u003e helps replenish moisture, support the skin's natural barrier, and leave skin feeling velvety smooth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e➝ Ancient Minerals Magnesium Flakes \u003c\/strong\u003ehelp support relaxation and turn your evening routine into a moment of calm and restoration.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e➝ Vitamin E and Jojoba Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e nourish, soften, and replenish, leaving behind lasting hydration and a healthy, radiant glow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e➝ \u003cstrong\u003eSunflower Oil\u003c\/strong\u003e provides lightweight moisture and helps lock in hydration for a silky, dewy finish without feeling heavy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eAvailable in both \u003cstrong\u003eTallow\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eTallow-Free\u003c\/strong\u003e formulas so you can choose the version that works best for your skin and lifestyle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eThe Tallow version provides an extra layer of rich nourishment, delivering naturally occurring fatty acids that closely resemble the skin's own oils to help support softness, moisture retention, and a healthy-looking skin barrier.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eWe intentionally leave The Best Shit free from added fragrances and essential oils to keep the formula as gentle and sensitive-skin-friendly as possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eBecause of this, the cream carries only the natural aroma of its ingredients - a soft, subtle scent with light buttery, earthy, and slightly nutty notes. The scent is mild, natural, and fades quickly after application, making it ideal for those who prefer simple, unscented skincare.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eBecause sometimes the best skincare doesn't need a fancy name.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSometimes it's just \u003cstrong\u003eThe Best Shit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eYour nighttime routine just found its new favorite step.\u003cbr\u003eRich hydration. Thoughtfully selected ingredients. A ritual you'll actually look forward to.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it's special:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree from parabens, phthalates, synthetic fragrances, and dyes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade with thoughtfully selected ingredients\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCruelty-free and hand-crafted in the Appalachian Mountains\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhipped in small batches for freshness, quality, and consistency\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned to nurture and hydrate skin that feels dull, tired, or in need of renewal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApply a pea-sized amount to clean, dry skin. A little truly goes a long way.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMassage into legs, feet, arms, or any area needing extra moisture or magnesium support.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse mindfully and sparingly; this formula is rich and highly concentrated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDo not apply to broken or freshly shaved skin. Magnesium may cause tingling, burning, or itching. Always patch test before first use. Exercise caution when applying to children, whose skin can be more sensitive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eRead our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/crumcanoecandleco.com\/pages\/processing-policy\" style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eProcessing Policy\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRead our \u003ca style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\" href=\"https:\/\/crumcanoecandleco.com\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQS\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eOur canoe finds pride in knowing that we offer you, your loved ones, all living beings, and Mother Earth a mindful product.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINGREDIENTS WITH TALLOW\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eDistilled Water, Magnesium Chloride (Ancient Minerals Magnesium Flakes), Grass-Fed Beef Tallow, Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Emulsifying Wax (Plant-Derived), Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Phenoxyethanol and Caprylyl Glycol (Optiphen – Paraben-Free Preservative).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eINGREDIENTS WITHOUT TALLOW\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eDistilled Water, Magnesium Chloride (Ancient Minerals Magnesium Flakes), Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Emulsifying Wax (Plant-Derived), Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Phenoxyethanol and Caprylyl Glycol (Optiphen – Paraben-Free Preservative).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 232, 218);\"\u003eEach item is uniquely handcrafted and may vary slightly from the product photos shown. Please test a pea-sized amount on a small area of skin before full use. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. DO NOT INGEST. Avoid contact with eyes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 231, 216);\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"pq6dq46d tbxw36s4 knj5qynh kvgmc6g5 ditlmg2l oygrvhab nvdbi5me sf5mxxl7 gl3lb2sf hhz5lgdu\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Crum Canoe Candle Co.","offers":[{"title":"2 oz with Tallow \/ Unscented","offer_id":48477829791936,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 oz without Tallow \/ Unscented","offer_id":48477871407296,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz with Tallow \/ Unscented","offer_id":48477871440064,"sku":null,"price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz without Tallow \/ Unscented","offer_id":48477871472832,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0509\/1754\/0032\/files\/TheBestShit.jpg?v=1781806444","url":"https:\/\/crumcanoecandleco.com\/products\/the-best-shit","provider":"Crum Canoe Candle Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}